people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
THEY ALL LOOK HIGH
Tommy on that next level
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME
i had a dream neil and some of his friends came down to visit sc and all i did was hang off him the whole time he was here and give him a buncha kisses and he hung off me too and it was pretty much just bliss and i just kept saying ‘please dont let this be a dream’ even though in the back of my mind i already knew what it was so i just tried to not wake up from it
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars